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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their > > >domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. 'What a > > >peaceful & loving couple'. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as > > >to the secret of their long and happy marriage. 'Well, it dates back to > > >our honeymoon,' explained the man. 'We visited the Grand Canyon and took > > >a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too > > >far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.' > > >'We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my > > >wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' 'We hadn't gone a half-mile when the > > >mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from > > >her purse and shot the mule dead. 'I started an angry protest over her > > >treatment of the mule, when she looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's > > >once'.' 'And we lived happily ever after'.

[Elena]

Buuuuna !! Elena

[alexy]

Ce te faci daca te amendeaza Pruteaanu ? [>>]

[khristin]

Mda...nu-i rau pt. o luna de miere...[>>] Cristina

[Antoine]

pistol mai gasesc dar vinde careva un catar, ieftin? Antoine

[danat]

Foaaaaarte mishtok!!! danat

[ariadna]

[:-)))] ariadna

[Otilia]

Mai exista si oameni pe lumea asta care nu inteleg engleza, asta daca puteti sa credeti asa ceva! @+... O&A [bibe]

[Otilia]

Si am si un banc ilustrator : Subiect: sondaj Recent s-a efectuat un sondaj pe plan mondial. Intrebarea a fost: "Va rugam sa ne spuneti opinia dumneavoastra in legatura cu lipsa de alimente din restul lumii." Sondajul a fost un esec total. * In Africa nu stiau ce inseamna 'alimente'. * In Europa de Vest nu stiau ce inseamna 'lipsa'. * In Europa de Est nu stiau ce inseamna "opinie'. * In America de Sud nu stiau ce inseamna 'va rugam'. * Iar in S.U.A. nu stiau ce inseamna 'restul lumii'. @+... O&A [bibe]

[Corina]

Otilia[pup] corina & anna cea mica